AROMATHERAPY AS AN APHRODISIAC................
February 10th 2007 16:31
It has come to my attention that our olfactory organ is an often overlooked errogenous zone.
Dear reader, let Miss Nomer put it to you that the most direct route to a man's heart is the pathway from his nostrils down his nasal passages, past his pharynx, larynx, trachea, into the bronchi, bronchiole, and finally into the lungs. The particles dissipate, oxygenation takes place, the essence of the scent passing through his bloodstream and thus the heart.
Seeing significant scientific support for my notion about potion, I undertook an erotic aromatic endeavour of a magnitude never to be repeated.
After years of research and rigorous laboratory testing, Miss Nomer is proud to present to you her findings, free of fiscal or ficundary favours.
My investigations indicate that as we are each individual and very multi-cultural, it is recommended to maximise the effacy by mixing and matching a combination to entice your own par d' amour.
The items are readily obtainable and most can easily be incorporated into coitus.
For a scintillating sniff.... simply sensuosly sous oneself in advance of an erotic encounter. Do not underestimate the efficacy of the essences.
AUSTRALIA - Cold VB, meat pie, dash of tomato sauce
ITALY- Pasta Carbonara, dash of Chianti
INDIA - Goat Curry, Mango Lassi
NZ - Wet you woollen cardi and wear welli's
MIDDLE EAST -Hoummoss, Cous Cous, Harrissa Paste
UK - Warm lager, soggy socks and unwashed armpits
USA - Cold Budweiser, Hot dog, Mustard
Miss Nomer will graciously accept anecdotes and accolades of achievement about any amorous adventures for her archive.
Dear reader, let Miss Nomer put it to you that the most direct route to a man's heart is the pathway from his nostrils down his nasal passages, past his pharynx, larynx, trachea, into the bronchi, bronchiole, and finally into the lungs. The particles dissipate, oxygenation takes place, the essence of the scent passing through his bloodstream and thus the heart.
Seeing significant scientific support for my notion about potion, I undertook an erotic aromatic endeavour of a magnitude never to be repeated.
After years of research and rigorous laboratory testing, Miss Nomer is proud to present to you her findings, free of fiscal or ficundary favours.
My investigations indicate that as we are each individual and very multi-cultural, it is recommended to maximise the effacy by mixing and matching a combination to entice your own par d' amour.
The items are readily obtainable and most can easily be incorporated into coitus.
For a scintillating sniff.... simply sensuosly sous oneself in advance of an erotic encounter. Do not underestimate the efficacy of the essences.
AUSTRALIA - Cold VB, meat pie, dash of tomato sauce
ITALY- Pasta Carbonara, dash of Chianti
INDIA - Goat Curry, Mango Lassi
NZ - Wet you woollen cardi and wear welli's
MIDDLE EAST -Hoummoss, Cous Cous, Harrissa Paste
UK - Warm lager, soggy socks and unwashed armpits
USA - Cold Budweiser, Hot dog, Mustard
Miss Nomer will graciously accept anecdotes and accolades of achievement about any amorous adventures for her archive.
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